We told you that the germ of Machete was born of one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse. We want to show you all those trailers, but they're definitely not safe for work, school or public transportation, so that video is behind the cut. Out here we'll just warm you up with this random scene from a random movie Danny Trejo has been in. It's slightly more work-friendly:
Okay, that was fun, wasn't it? Now, here are all the fake trailers in one video:
Way to go, butt-horn!
