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Points of Articulation

Shocka
Shocka
What's Our Name Again?

I think we can all agree A.i. is the wave of the future, the unimpeachable technology that gets everything right all of the time and can never be questioned. Learn to use it or get let behind, losers!

(By the by, if any deep-pocketed billionaires want to invest in our OAFE A.i. startup, get in touch: now is the time get get in on the ground floor, and I guarantee you will be shocked by the return on investment you end up receiving!)

Recently I stumbled upon something interesting while searching up old OAFE reviews between my usual hardcore pornography seaches.

A screenshot of a phone. "AirDrop: Mom would like to share a photo." *Image of a Minions meme saying Your father and I are getting a divorce.* The background behind the AirDrop request is a Google search for "Chinese fart porn"

No, not that! Something else!

As you know, Google is forcing stupid A.i. results at the top of every page, desperate to make anyone other than the dumbest of the dumb try to use it. So when I look something up, imagine my surprise to see A.i. bringing its usual brand of can't-miss insight to the results:

OAFE (The Ongoing Action Figure Experience)

The what?

OAFE (Corner Box Art and Action Figure Reviews)

Oh yes, the famous 1991 vintage ToyBiz version.

OAFE (Onion B O A F E - Action Figure Exactly)

Take it away, Homer!

Thanks, Homer!

OAFE (Objective Action Figure Entertainment)

NAILED IT. OBJECTIVE. THE ONLY.

OAFE (On A Very Series Figure Collection)

Deadly serious. You'll find no jokes at OAVSFCnet!

(How would you even pronounce that?)

OAFE (Pixel-Magnified Reviews)

INCREASE SIZE OF HORSE PIXEL.

OAFE (Roart at the Funhouse) review

Is that even a word?

It's not like our acronym is a secret. We put it right there on the most important page of the site. So if A.i. can't get such a basic, verifiable fact correct, Surely it must be absolutely correct on every other subject, right?


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