OAFE Figuretoon Quickies - #328 "The Count-Off"

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"Master Splinter is clearly maybe thirty or forty, but feels like he's a hundred years old. He also seems to have no concept of money or how to dress outside of Feudal-era Japan, at least according to that one episode when he became human again."

--RIDUREYU

Figuretoon Quickies

"The Count-Off"
6/18/25

Count Chocula and The Count from Sesame Street face one another. The Count is holding a large 2 and is holding up two fingers.

It's true: Count Chocula and Count von Count debuted within a year of each other. Must have been something in the air in those days!
We were going to use the insult "Count Cuckula," but couldn't find a way to make it work with the joke.

Vision-Impaired Transcript

Count Chocula: Oh look, it's the copycat who only waited a year to ride my coattails!
Count von Count: Oh look, our sponsor today is the type of diabetes you give everyone!
Count von Count: Type 1! Type 2! Hah-ah-ah!!

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